A Random Observation About Japanese Tourists

Let me get something straight before you read this. Those of you who know me, know that I am vehemently opposed to discrimination, stereotypes and just prejudice in general. Sometimes, though, I am forced to set aside my morals for an observation regarding certain groups of people. That being said; enjoy...

Working where I do, I tend to see groups of tourists on a regular basis. However, the Japanese tourists tend to stand out because of the large, gelatinous masses that they travel in. Apparently, Japanese fancy themselves as sperm. How do I know this you're asking? Because, through a set of slanty eyes, I, apparently, resemble the last ovum on the planet Earth (for those of you who've had the distinct displeasure of sitting through health class, you know where this is going). For some reason every single one of them deems it necessary to bump or otherwise glance off of me as I'm trying to pass, as if I was a baby-wielding, tight-faced, surgical mask wearing, no pigment having Jacko doing the moon walk through downtown Tokyo covered in honey and 3 million Yen.

Update 11/1/07
Had to include a comment by Andrew when I told him that I was writing about Asian tourists:
"motherfucker I live in Washington DC, i am an expert on the japanese
tourist. i honestly have to say they're ten times better than the
tourists from the midwest and the south. the japanese are organized
and get shuffled on and off the buses like efficient yellowish cattle
by their tour guides. those from the red states trudge along at a
snail's pace, biding time until their next feeding at the transfat
trough."

All I'm saying is...get outta my way. I just want to go and be bored to tears at my job!